The State of the Universe: Astrology Meets Politics

Tracking Politics Through Astrology Because the News is a Dumpster Fire

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Every day, our federal government feels less like leadership and more like a dystopian screenplay that even Netflix rejected. 🎬 If you're sick of pundits endlessly dissecting nonsense and somehow still missing the point, let’s cut through the noise with something that actually works: astrology.

Welcome back to The State of the Universe, your weekly reality check where I ruthlessly break down political absurdity, mercilessly drag the guilty parties, and let the planets explain why everything feels so deeply, irredeemably stupid. 🤯

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🌑 This Week’s Astrological Transits

Before diving into the dumpster fire of this week’s events, here's a quick review of the astrological transits covered in my Week Ahead Forecast:

🔥 3/2 Sun square Jupiter: Confidence clashes with reality. Expect arrogance to be publicly exposed, institutional credibility to erode, and ethics to come into harsh focus.

🔥 3/2 Mercury conjunct Neptune: Welcome to the gaslighting Olympics. Science bends, conspiracies spread, and spiritual grifters cash in. Travel chaos reigns, blurred facts dominate, and shady deals flourish off-camera.

🔥 3/3 Mercury enters Aries: Subtlety is dead. Mercury in Aries demands loud declarations without careful consideration. Choose wisely when to speak—words said now can't be unsaid.

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🌟 How Astrology Predicts Political Events

Astrologers don't predict the future—we identify recurring patterns. Just like meteorologists forecast storms by interpreting historical weather data, astrologers observe planetary alignments to spot unfolding themes. When certain transits emerge, certain events reliably follow. Learning to interpret these signs helps us clearly understand real-time political realities.

Here's how these transits showed up politically this week…

💥 And this is where we go full astrology bloodhound.

You’ve got the setup—now let me show you exactly how the stars dragged each of these clowns across the cosmic floor this week. Paid subscribers get:

✅ The full astrological breakdown of each political meltdown
✅ My unfiltered, unapologetic takes on who’s lying (spoiler: everyone)
✅ Direct receipts from the transits—because I don’t predict, I translate

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