Are Trump and Musk Using the Sovereign Wealth Fund to Launder Tariff Money Through Crypto?

The 10th House Tapes, Leak One

Legal Note: This analysis reflects my work as an astrologer, interpreting publicly available information through the lens of planetary cycles, historical correlations, and current events. It is not an allegation of criminal conduct, nor does it claim direct knowledge of illegal activity. This is astrological analysis — not courtroom evidence. Astrology isn’t real, remember?

I’m Not Taylor Swift — But, I am an Astrologer Who Can’t Let Anything Go

I’m not a lawyer, or an accountant, or some investigative journalist. I’m an astrologer — which means my entire job is spotting patterns that show up in the sky and in the headlines at the same time. I’m not trying to prove anything.

If you don’t believe in astrology, great (why are you here?). But, if you’re like me and know astrology works, whether you believe in it or not, I have a lovely yarn to spin for you.

What you’re about to read isn’t classified, and it didn’t fall off the back of a truck. Everything here comes from publicly available sources. Every transit can be verified with an ephemeris.

All I’m doing is laying the receipts next to the planets and saying, “Do you see what I see?”

This is not an accusation. This is a pattern I couldn’t ignore.

So take this however you want. Maybe it’s a funny cosmic coincidence. Maybe it’s the planets openly subtweeting a criminal enterprise. I’m not here to tell you what to think. I’m just here to say: the astrology lines up, the receipts are public, and if this isn’t a grift, it’s doing a damn good impression of one.

Trump Sovereign Wealth Fund Executive Order

On February 3, 2025, US President Donald Trump ordered the creation of the U.S. Sovereign Wealth Fund, a financial mechanism his administration framed as “a groundbreaking investment vehicle to monetize the immense value of America’s assets.”

What this actually means: the federal government is authorized to liquidate public land, student loan debt portfolios, and federal properties, turning them into cash deposits for a fund controlled by Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent (maybe) and Trump’s chosen financial “partners.”

The astrology for this signing is particularly important. The Sun was in Aquarius, placing the focus squarely on collective resources, technological infrastructure, and top-down policy shifts affecting the public good.

But it’s Venus’ placement on this date that really matters: 29° Pisces, the final degree before entering Aries. Venus at 29° Pisces is invisible wealth, wealth that is either concealed entirely or so glamorized it defies scrutiny. It also conjoined Neptune, a planet of dissolution, deception, and idealistic cover stories. Neptune here was acting as Venus’ accomplice, shielding her from criticism and public judgment.

This is how corrupt financial schemes thrive under Pisces transits: what should be public wealth gets reframed as patriotic opportunity, while the actual mechanisms that decide who profits and who loses vanish into a fog of economic jargon and selective transparency.

Enter Elon — The Department of Government Efficiency and the Mercury-Neptune Fog Machine

If there’s one man who could take a sovereign wealth fund, duct-tape it to a blockchain, and sell it back to the government at a premium — it’s Elon Musk, and I believe this is why he was involved with Trump’s re-election campaign from the jump.

Shortly after the inauguration, Trump’s White House announced the launch of the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE.

The department’s stated purpose was “modernizing government payments and asset management,” but the reality was simpler: DOGE exists so Musk could build, oversee, and profit off the technological infrastructure behind the Sovereign Wealth Fund. Giving Musk untethered access to the national financial systems doesn’t just let him handle the tech-based building of the project— he would also control the blueprint, the servers, the encryption keys, and the monitoring dashboards, essentially giving him oversight of where the money comes from and where it goes.

This is where we see the states speaking up. Jupiter stationed direct in Gemini on February 4, signaling a time when justice, authority, generosity, and piety took over-- those things that the states are responsible for to balance out the power of our federal government. Sure enough, following the Leo Full Moon on February 12, Governor Josh Shapiro sued to have Pennsylvania's frozen federal funds released and ultimately won his lawsuit.

Strikingly, this story has seemed to fly under the radar thanks to all the misdirection the Trump administration is intentionally coordinating to sow confusion and bolster its own narcissistic narrative.

Mercury and Neptune: The Astrological Equivalent of Disappearing Ink

Astrologers have known for centuries that Mercury governs communication, records, and transactional clarity, while Neptune governs illusion, misdirection, and creative fraud. When the two meet in Pisces, the result is a paper trail that functions more like a mirage — every document either contradicts the last or dissolves the moment you try to verify it. Your attention suddenly gets pulled away from what you’re working on and mistakes get made. You may return directly to it and skip a detail because you lost your train of thought.

That’s how this transit shows up every year, so astrologers usually advise patience, discernment, and extra time when working on projects to avoid frustration or irreparable damage.

So, instead of maintaining the serious and meticulous approach that governance needs, here’s Musk, with a chainsaw and sledge hammer, given the full technological custody of a fund with no oversight, during the exact transit you’d pick if you wanted to build a system no auditor could untangle. If you think that’s a coincidence, you’re either new to astrology or too generous to Musk.

In early March, Trump announced which currencies his administration had selected to invest taxpayer money in, instigating a rift in Trump’s once supportive fanbase.

It’s fascinating that Mercury, having separated from its conjunction with Neptune, is still undercover about its secrets while transiting through loudmouth Aries. Mercury retrograde starts on March 15, and it seems we’re in a holding pattern while Mercury keeps its cards close to its chest.

But, since international outlets who lean center right and tend towards sensationalism are reporting it, maybe Mercury isn’t keeping so quiet after all? Maybe some of that Neptunian fog is still clinging to Mercury's feet as it slows down to start its retrograde in a couple weeks and it’s only affecting certain people?

Malaysia 1MDB Disaster: The Precedent of Venus Retrograde

If this story feels familiar, there’s a reason. In March and April of 2009, under remarkably similar astrology, the groundwork was laid for Malaysia’s 1MDB fund — a sovereign wealth fund originally intended to promote economic development in the oil-rich state of Terengganu.

Launched as the Terengganu Investment Authority (TIA), the fund expanded into the now-notorious 1MDB in July 2009, after Malaysia’s new Prime Minister, Najib Razak, seized control.

But, before that happened, Venus retrograde traversed the sky and, by mid-April 2009, Venus re-entered Pisces, retracing the exact degrees she occupied on February 3, 2025, when Trump signed off on his own sovereign wealth fund.

This isn’t about Venus "causing" corruption — but when Venus repeats itself, the same kinds of stories tend to emerge.

In 2009, the Venus retrograde in Aries oversaw the birth of a sovereign wealth fund that became a byword for financial corruption and money laundering on a global scale.

In 2025, Venus returns to that same pattern astrologically, while here on Earth, Trump and his First Buddy, Elon Musk, start setting the foundations for their updated version — this time with cryptocurrency and Neptune’s cover-up powers fully engaged.

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