STATE OF THE UNIVERSE: FEBRUARY 25, 2025

Tracking Politics Through Astrology Because the News is a Dumpster Fire

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Every week, politics feels less like governance and more like a rejected dystopian script. If you’re tired of pundits overanalyzing nonsense and getting everything wrong, let’s try something that actually makes sense: astrology. Welcome to The State of the Universe—where I break down the week’s political stupidity, drag the players accordingly, and let the planets explain why everything is so dumb.

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The Theater of Power: Passive-Aggression on the World Stage

In my Week Ahead Forecast, I warned that Mars stationing direct in Cancer would unleash a week of simmering tension, repressed conflict, and passive-aggressive maneuvering. This isn’t the kind of battle fought with brute force—it’s the type where leaders say one thing, mean another, and make sure their real message lands exactly where it needs to. Add Mercury conjunct Saturn in Pisces to the mix, and we’re watching a masterclass in strategic deception and performative leadership.

And that’s exactly what happened.

This week delivered high-stakes political stagecraft, subtle but cutting insults, and world leaders proving that the real conversations happen in what’s not being said. If you feel like the American political theater is closer to a Miss Universe pageant than an actual form of government, you're not imagining things—you're watching a circus where the clowns are running the show.

MACRON, THE SHADE QUEEN, DRAGS TRUMP TO HIS FACE

America’s favorite fighting Frenchman.

French President Emmanuel Macron strutted into the Oval Office this week, probably humming La Marseillaise under his breath while Trump fumbled with his own oversized ego. The meeting, meant to reinforce U.S.-French relations, quickly turned into a masterclass in diplomatic shade as Macron served one-liners sharper than a guillotine. (The Guardian)

🔴 Official stance: “A productive meeting reaffirming the strength of our historic alliance.”
⚠️ Reality check: If “productive” means Macron verbally folding Trump like a cheap Parisian café chair, then sure.

• The Nuclear Smackdown – Macron, in his trademark I-know-you’re-an-idiot-but-I-won’t-say-it tone, reminded Trump that NATO exists for a reason—subtly dragging Trump’s past attempts to ghost the alliance like a bad Tinder date.

• Climate Change Side-Eye – As Trump boasted about America’s “energy dominance” (translation: fossil fuel obsession), Macron countered with a lengthy, philosophical ode to sustainability. Trump blinked three times, probably trying to remember what “sustainability” means.

• Europe’s Not Buying It – Macron made it painfully clear that Europe has no interest in Trump’s brand of isolationist nonsense. The French President delivered this message with the same energy as a disappointed professor returning a failed exam.

🔮 Astrological insight: Mercury conjunct Saturn in Pisces means words have weight, and Macron just used his like a sledgehammer wrapped in velvet. Trump, on the other hand? He walked away thinking they had a “great talk.” Classic Pisces delusion.

✅ Prediction check: "If someone starts a fight, it’s probably not about what they’re yelling about—it’s about everything they refuse to deal with." —Week Ahead Forecast, February 22, 2025. Macron understood the assignment. Trump? He’s still coloring outside the lines.

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